i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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