whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
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