Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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