I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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