it wasn't lemon gatorade
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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