well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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