And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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