A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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