I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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