Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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