when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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