No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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