To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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