Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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