meet me or not, i'm out of control
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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