i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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