My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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