Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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