If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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