i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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