Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
she pinky promised me she was 18
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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