Buhtt sex?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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