but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
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