Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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