you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
