we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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