People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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