its not stalking. its research.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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