I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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