Small penises have feelings too.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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