question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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