the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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