I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Enjoy the penises
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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