I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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