And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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