I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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