Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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