I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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