After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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