I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
the condom got lost in my hair
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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