I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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