i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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