I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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