Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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