You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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