I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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