OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
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