Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Randomize
