Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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