Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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