Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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