I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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